The Little Blue Pill could make you really sing the blues

The Little Blue Pill could make you really sing the blues

My chewtoy: Didn’t I tell you if you kept reading MY journal, you’d get punished??  Seems you too can’t resist My fantastic powers!    Yeh, we both know you TOTALLY â™¥ Me.. 

mrobot activated last night and sent $400. Oh Mrobot is so much fun to tinker with.  I love GADGETS!

grandpa freakpie, I got your last emails and you promised Me payment that never came.  I think it’s time we put your ass on viagra so you are hornier and stupider all the time.  That prehistoric fossil of a penis is failing miserably.  If it doesn’t fuckin’ start making itself useful REALLY quick by putting CASH in MY pocket it might find itself floating around in a old pickle jar full formaldehyde very soon.

Speaking of Viagra, I want all My single guys (minus fatmac and tittyboy) to go to your doctors and get a bottle of Viagra.  Then every payday you pop one and call Me.   I don’t want you married guys doing Viagra because I don’t want your broken penises to start maintaining normal erections again, you might try sticking it to your wives or somethin’ (gag)..and we sure in hell DON’T want that now do we??   I even joined an affiliate program for Viagra, so I can get a percent of the Viagra sale profits. hahaha Fucking hysterical. 

drunk tom popped out of no where and sent $600, slurred and mumbled a lot and drank beer until he passed out..like usual.  I received $300 from some new guy who found Me on yahoo, fatmac sent $100 to cover My pedicure and manicure, terrance sent $300 of amazon gift certificates and latex lover sent Me $700.   

Tomorrow night Me and the crew are all going out for Tuesday Night margarita and karoke madness. If you want to talk to ME, you better do it tonight!

Oh I finally got My new kitchen table and chairs in place. It’s a tall pub table. I love it! I can’t remember who bought it now because it took so long to ship.  Anyway to whoever bought it, I am very pleased with it and it’s solid wood and very well-built.

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6 thoughts on “The Little Blue Pill could make you really sing the blues

  1. avatarAnonymous

    Princess, is there a link to the affiliate program for viagra? We should all use it, so You get Your percents also of our expenses there.
    Damn seductive and wicked what You write there about viagra for singles and the prohibition for married Sierra addictees.
    YOU’RE the best.

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  2. avatarAnonymous

    is there a reference code or how do we order our viagra so you get your proceeds? making us take a pill to make us stupider….that is why you are the sexiest woman on the planet!

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  3. avatargrandpafreakpie

    i’ll take viagra plus anything else YOU Want me to take, PRINCESS GOD. I want to serve YOU again so desperately, I’ll gladly submit to everything YOU Say and do regarding me, no matter what it is. Please include me on the list of people YOU Provide the link to the affiliate program for viagra, via Email. YOUR forever dedicated but still financially crippled servant, grandpafreakpie

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  4. avatarPrincess

    gramps you are so fucking old and go to the doctor so much you should just ask your doctor for it and use your insurance to get it and send extra money to Me. Where is that fucking payment, you half-dead old corpse???

    Tell him you have a new girlfriend and have E.D. I doubt he’ll believe you have a girlfriend but it’s worth a try. hahahaha!

    For the rest of you here’s the link
    BUY VIAGRA here!

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  5. avatargrandpafreakpie

    thanks again, PRINCESS GOD. as always, everything YOU say and do, especially regarding me, is always good and perfect. i will do exactly as YOU say.

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