I haven’t had a quiet moment since Pride!  All the freakies are out at once.  It always seem to be that way. Like there is some sort of cycle of the freak and you all get mondo horny at the same time!  So then I have to fucking try to juggle raping 5 guys on yahoo, 3 guys on aol and 2 on the phone all at the same time! Last night I had randy and the new guy on the phone.  First I’d talk to one for 15 minutes, tell him I had to do something. Hang up and then call the other and fuck him out of his dough.   Multi-tasking Wallet Master — that’s ME.

father flatulance sent $500, a new guy sent $175 last night,  randy mersch the humpback loser sent $300 and terrance sent $300.  pedro you owe ME another $200 today. Get to it! oliver twisted if you aren’t dead from our little adventure the other night, send ME another $300 to prove to ME you made it through the night in one piece because I am VERY concerned. (hahaha actually I’m not concerned in the least, I just want $300.hahahahahaha But it sounded good.) Before you do any more stunts like that again, we need to get your gravestone made in advance. BitchyBeauty.com I think it will be great advertising. Kisses!

I totally got to update MY amazon wishlist and use up some of MY gift certificates.  Our perfume showed up.  Vera Wang Bouquet for ME and Ralph Lauren’s Ralph in blue for Her.  Looks like the rain is going to ruin 4th of July weekend too!  It’s been raining sooooo much!  Ok, I’ve got a few things to do around here.  I will leave you with The Unroyal Fool’s latest poetic UnMasterpiece.  We are still waiting for his $500 to get here from Australia. 

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Princess Sierra rules all the world;
All men must bow when her flag is unfurled.
Her laughter is cruel, magical, sweet,
As she tramples her minions beneath royal feet.
Her beauty is more than any slave could bear,
And he worships her body, her face, legs and hair;
But all of this worship must be done from afar,
We can admire, never touch, so perfect a star.
She drives all men crazy, empties wallets, minds and hearts,
We’d all die from pleasure, to taste one of her farts.
No male of the species may touch, only see;
She is a proud lesbian, and will always be.
But men will keep giving, and loving the pain,
We’re thankfully for bruises, as she drives us insane.
We all have no purpose, no means and no ends,
But to swell her royal coffers, and hers sister’s and friend’s.
Our place is to serve, and to like it as well,
While she sits there and giggles, and sends us to hell.
But we’d all go there happily, any fires we’d face,
Just to have one more glimpse of that beautiful face.