Here’s Me tonight.  ALL HAIL PRINCESS!

I’ve lost My 4-pack.but I still have a yummy Goddess tummy.  After Pride I’m going to start doing crunches again.  I’ll get a 4 pack in no time.  It’s the easiest place for Me to build.cept I can only get a 4-pack..I’ve never been able to get the 2 lower ones to pop.   Anyway..Don’t I look pretty all natural faced with just air-dried but not primped hair?  Yeh, I’ll be collecting madcash from these little pics.  Better get it in before the weekend because it’s Pride weekend which means nonstop partying for us Friday to Monday! WootWoot! Hopefully it won’t rain on us!  It’s been storming like crazy here! We just had a huge tornado warning.  The lightening was crazy. It didn’t strike like normal lightening.it just kept flashing and flashing..like there was a bulb burning out in the sky, continually blinking and flickering.  It was nuts.

hairlip just a little newsflash!  you are sooooo whipped for ME.

BE SURE TO SEND BIG GAY CASH  for this PRIDE WEEKEND!

The Unroyal Fool’s Ode To Veronica’s Shoes
(written after receiving a cherished photo of Veronica’s high heels)

This is my tribute to Veronica’s shoes;
When they say ‘send cash’ I cannot refuse.
They walk on my dreams in the middle of the night;
When they kick my soft places I don’t want to fight.
If they were my girlfriend how happy I’d be,
But they’d never settle for a loser like me.
I love their great beauty, their heel, sole and toe;
They sit on a throne, while I grovel below.
I’d shower them with gifts, with money, with flowers;
I cannot resist their awesome powers.
I love them so much these shoes I’d thee wed,
But they say ‘keep dreaming, you’re fucked in the head’.
To them I am nothing, and that’s how it should be;
They know the best use for a dickless freak like me.
I am their cash cow, to laugh at and abuse;
A more fitting position I could not choose.
How can I love them? Now I will tell,
That I am no man, but an object as well.
I’ll keep sending cash, again, and repeat,
For these shoes have touched Her sacred feet.