So this weeks highlights have been the surprise $500 from mystery pig! I’ll be investing your cash into wood floors, ya wee piggy pervert!  Yes mystery pig, next Friday is your Official Pay Princess Day!  Don’t think for a second that your generous bonus cash is going to get you off the hook for your bi-weekly wallet raping!!  Double MY fun with double your funds, minion!  Gawd, taking your cash month after month is SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!!

Oh then I got ANOTHER slave from alaska who has a thing for MY butchy winter wear!  Hell yes!  Get a pay-boner for MY beanies and thermal underwear, boys! HAHAHA!  So I named him flaming baked alaska and he sent $600 for his first tribute.  This made slave alaska totally jealous so he sent $500 in hopes of remaining MY favorite alaskan slave.  Yippy for ME!