Earlier today I was all bitchy cuz it was kinda slow (cheapos!).when out of the dank recesses of cyberspace, stirred yet another horny foreign loser who dropped a SHITLOAD of cash! his real name is jacco, but you can imagine what I called him. heehee
he was from the netherlands and so fucking DRUNK out of his mind on his webcam. Within an hour I manage to get $1400 from him. At around $1,000 he says.”oh no, i think i’m going to squirt and then i fear i won’t want to pay anymore”.so I make him keep his cam on his pecker so I can make sure he isn’t touching it. I get him to go to My pay page and send another $400–which he did, then as he is going back to send another $300 ..I’m watching his frickin’ pecker on the cam..he’s totally NOT touching it.and then I see it start getting bigger and wiggling and rising.. then “SPOOGE”! FUCKER!!! he fucking came with NO hands! Then he types one last message. “WHAT HAVE I DONE???” then turns off his cam and disappears. HAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSERS! Well, it fucking pissed ME off.rude little bastard..but what the fuck?..I GOT $1400 out of jaccO’lot! Up your’s, pigfucker! you’ll be back and you’ll pay TWICE as much next time for not departing in a more polite manner.

Good ol’ faithful twinkie paid $300 for MY membership to the Free Speech Coalition and another $80 for big fishies for MY pond. Been working MY hiney off cleaning up banners and getting rid of affiliate galleries to make sure I have everything in line for the new 2257 regs. I set up My bike insurance today. Custom bikes run high for insurance! I’ve been practicing riding around on the backroads. This thing is nothing like riding a harley because of the stretch I have to the handlebars. It gives you a really tough look leaning over like that, but it takes some practice that’s for sure. I get really nervous stopping on hills or inclines on this thing. Plus it’s SO powerful it’s kinda intimidating right now.but God damned, it’s fun! It’s so fucking sexy!! I won’t let anyone ride it themselves EVER, but it doesn’t really matter. None of My friends could ride it if they wanted to.. not one of them are tall enough to steer, most can’t lift it off the kickstand. It’s too big a bike for most women. (Hell, it’s not recommended for men under 5’8″) I do let My girlfriends sit on it though. ha! I saw MY old neighbor standing too close to it and I jokingly screamed at it him “don’t you give My bike boy-cooties.” he’s funny. he’s really old. Like so old, I don’t really think of him as a man. he doesn’t offend Me as much as most men–maybe cuz all his testerone has dried up. Anyway, the first day I got it, he came out and stood on the sidewalk and said, “Holy Shit!” I could see his little old wife peeking through the curtains. Every time, I start it now.he and his wife run outside to watch and the kids across the street all fucking making a mad dash to the corner to clap their hands, wave and jump up and down. When I tell you this thing is loud. I mean LOUD. At first I thought something was wrong with it, cuz it fucking breaks your ears. But it’s like I’m the friggin’ icecream man here in suburbia. I start that thing and little kids all run outside .now the men on the block are doing it too. But the kids are the worse, hordes of them, little girls especially.I was 5 blocks down and this little girl around 8 started screeching like a banshi HERE SHE COMES!!! And out popped 3 more brats! Usually My jaunts are short because I’m still not legal–so those kids that live close enough often sit on their yards waiting for Me to get back and start up their dancing and clapping. Then all disappear back into their homes when I go into the garage. lol. I’m sure the novelty of it will wear off and they’ll stop doing their roadside parade.but it’s kinda funny. There’s actually a sorta butch looking woman not far from MY house who rides some japanese looking thing but I never see kids chasing her. But She’s not an outrageously stunning amazon with big hair and a nazi helmet on a crazy flashy bike. HAHA

I still need to find one of those suction cup seats. Tomorrow, Im gonna look for one online. If I really get hooked on biking, I might even get another one for long hauls (Dyna Wide Glide). Something more comfortable for passengers, cuz this is totally a solo bike and too hard on your back for long rides for sure. Plus there is no where to put anything and I am SOOO not ugly-ing up this show bike with bags of any type.

I finally got around to watching Orgazmo last night (It’s from the boys who do South Park). It was so silly that I made terrance pick it up off MY amazon wishlist. he also did some minor shopping for Me today–spent around $70. Got a handful of smaller donations from guys not worth mentioning.

I got MY new webcam.can’t decide if I like it yet. It seems to take orangey pics. I’ll mess with it some and see if it gets any better.

Time for beddy bye.